Brandon’s Tips for Getting Green!

Hey idiots, let me tell you how to be nicer to the environment. If I can figure it out I am sure that the rest of you people can. Here are a few simple changes you need to make immediately to help save the world. These easy and cost effective changes will lead to results that are priceless. We are running out of drinking water! We are running out of golf course watering water! It is in our best interest to practice simple water conservation techniques. These actions will save roughly 4.2 million gallons of water per every person who adapts these conserving practices.

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A woman sporting a “Green Love” reusable bag, bandana, brown knit poncho, and TOMS shoes sat down next to me in class last week. I was quite impressed by her bohemian style, as she fashionably exemplified our generation’s notion of “hippie.” As she opened her bag, though, I realized the message she was sending was fake. She had a plastic bag filled with a plastic container of salad and bottled water. (more…)