G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra is what happens when you try and take a piece of each successful movie from the last couple years and squeeze them into one gigantic pile of s***.
It seemed more like an X-men/Iron Man/Transformers/Star Trek hybrid then a G.I. Joe flick.  I mean, we have spaceships flyin’ around shootin’ laser beams,  guys in Iron Man suits running through walls, G.I. Joes flying around in the X-men spaceship…to call this hunk of junk BAD would be a huge understatement.  If I was given the choice of watching this movie again or swan-diving out of my office window I think I’d choose the latter.